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Possible candidates for a WOC Disney Princess
- Queen Liliuokalani: Hawaiian princess during the 1800's who must defend her land from a scorned volcano spirit that swears to destroy all of Hawaii.
- Princess Kaguya: Japanese folktale princess who is raised by the emperor and soon discovers her inherent alien abilities as a resident of the Moon, deals with social exclusion while simultaneously butting heads with a kitsune.
- Calamity Jane: Native American non-princess a la Mulan who deals with mystical creatures she must defeat while on the Western Frontier because she is the only one who knows the dangers of the land (like Wendigos and Cactus Cats).
- Maria Pistolas: Hispanic non-princess who rescues unjustly arrested revolutionaries during the Mexican Revolution against Spain.
- Queen Hatshepsut: Egyptian pharaoh who is cursed to become a wolf at night by the Egyptian gods and must discover a cure after realizing she has killed her entire family and become monarch.
- Princess Romanework: Ethiopian princess who must venture into Italy in hopes of escaping death due to being a twin and experiences culture shock.
- Urduja: Warrior queen (Datu) of a tribe in Pangasinan, the Philippines, who welcomed explorer Ibn Battuta to her land and had hopes of going on an expedition to India.
- NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
- Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.
- NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)
- Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
- NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
- ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
- NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
hey, folks, upshot about tumblr’s april fool’s day prank:
if you click the “executive suite trial”, you’ll go to a fake “executive suite” tumblr. it’s vaguely funny and you can esc out of it.
but this will also bring up a cartoon of a copy machine named “Coppy”, who appears to be a parody of “clippy” from microsoft word. this cartoon has flashing lights and is constantly in motion. it will also “talk” to you with a lot of text balloons in comic sans, which are deliberately designed to be ugly and annoying.
you cannot get rid of coppy.
if you hover over it, there’s a red X; clicking this will only cause it to “waddle” offscreen and, less than a second later, pop up again. it will not get rid of the cartoon.
if you are not interested in having a flashing, moving cartoon that is deliberately designed to be annoying on your screen all day with no hope of getting rid of it, do not click the “executive suite trial.”
IF YOU HAVE AD BLOCK YOU CAN RIGHT CLICK COPPY AND THEN BLOCK THE AD, it will take you to a thing where you have to move a bar until the “ad” disappears.
I had to click the ABP icon and hit “block element” and then right click coppy. But it worked. Heads up, everyone!
“Weird Al” has played:
-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)
-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)
-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weird Al Show)
-Himself but the best super hero (Weird Al Show)
-Himself but designed ugly (Sabrina)
-A freaking squid (Billy and Mandy)
-A cross between his 80s self and current self (Lilo and Stitch)
-Himself but CGI (Back at the Barnyard)
-Robot peeps (Transformers)
-Himself but with the second best super hero (Batman)
-A banana spaceman (Adventure Time)
-A brain villain [he was also a certain super hero and a manager] (Mad)
-A pony [which may or may not have made me a brony] (My Little Pony)
-Smart dude (Gravity Falls)
-An actually funny scene in this awful show (Teen Titans Go)
-Banana doctor clown guy (Wander Over Yonder)
-Anyone (The 7D)
-Squidward (Voltron)
-Some guy (Star V.S. the Forces of Evil - not pictured)
-Someone who might have killed someone (Milo Murphy’s Law; main character - not pictured)
-A robot who is quite weird (Uncle Grandpa - not pictured) -A dog (BoJack Horseman - not pictured)This is why you should love “Weird Al”.
- Disney didn’t kill the EU.
- The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
- Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.
Get to know these facts.
I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.
disney fucking caused brexit
The Breaking Winds…
from (in order):
Disney’s Beauty and The Beast, Disney’s Pocahontas, Disney’s The Little Mermaid, and Disney’s Aladdin.
I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got a stitch to wear
This man said “It’s gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.”
Anonymous asked:
what is the meaning behind your url?
glassbonespaperskin answered:
my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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